I'm a Democrat, and I'm OK

With apologies to Monty Python:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day


I save the trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Tuesdays I go voting
And wear my Scarlet D
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I save the trees, I skip and jump
I love to see them squirm
I tell them what they're doing
And they hate me for that
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I save the trees, I write my blog
Whistling all the time
I wish we'd win November
That would be just sublime
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...