Monday, July 23, 2007

A face for radio

So, JM Bell, author of the most narcistically-named blog in Utah, is going to host KSL's Nightside Project tonight from 7-midnight.

So, I have some advice for Mr Bell. I am qualified to give this advice because I am an expert in Radio. I'm an expert in everything, didn't you know?

1. Don't call anyone a chick or a Ho. AG Mark Shurtleff did just that while he was hosting Nightside last Thursday. It makes his legal opinions look really smart.

2. Don't lie about nuclear energy or oil. Friday's host, Congressman Chris Cannon (Satan's Choice Party-UT03) said that nuclear energy was great for the environment and safe. Yeah, tell that to the people in Japan living near that nuclear plant that's had problems the past week.

Then, he went on to say that if we had the oil from ANWAR, we could drop gas prices by a buck to a buck and a half per gallon. First off, we use dollars a currency in this country, not bucks. Using bucks as currency would decimate the deer population too fast. Secondly, it would reduce gas prices about 2 cents per gallon.

3. Stay away from Ethan Millard. Despite the fact that his blog has really gone downhill the year that he's worked for Nightside, they still refer to him as "Utah's most feared blogger." They must know something the rest of us don't. I suggest packing heat. Or at least a stun gun.


1 comment:

JM Bell said...

It's funny you mention that about Ethan, because getting the restraining order temporarily lifted so that Ethan could come within 100 yards of me was HARD.

He's a great stalker though.