Thursday, August 30, 2007

Can I Get A Car Voucher?

I'm sick of riding Public Transportation. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against public transportation, but I deserve a choice in my transportation options.

Therefore, I agree to not use public transportation anymore if I can get a voucher to use private transportation. I do not currrently use private transportation because I cannot afford private transportation.

-Bob

6 comments:

Voice of Utah said...

Only if there is enough money left after I get my private-mail voucher (so that I can use FedEx instead of the U.S.P.S.).

Anonymous said...

I want as hooker voucher. I'm tired of getting screwed by the Republican moral majority here in Utah. Give me a hooker voucher so I might at least enjoy getting screwed.

Misty Fowler said...

Anonymous...that made my evening. Thanks!

Jeremy said...

Bob,

This is a great idea. Just think of all the tax money we'll save when people quit using the expensive public transportation and use private car vouchers instead. Taxpayers will save BILLIONS of $$$$!!!

JM Bell said...

My, God, it's like a MENSA convention in here! Good job, BOB.


*gotta tell you though, I am FIRST in line on car voucher day.

David said...

Go for it, just so long as the car voucher is for no more than we are currently spending per rider to subsidize public transportation.