Sunday, July 20, 2008

Tribune Runs Out of Stories, Prints No-Duh Story on Mormons moving to suburbs

No Shiz Sherlock:

Now it seems the Mormon population is shifting north, south and west. As Mormons move to the suburbs, downtown Salt Lake City has grown more religiously diverse - and often more attractive to outsiders.
In the past few years, Mormons near the city center have prayed for more of their own to move in, while real-estate agents alert potential homebuyers than these areas have the smallest LDS concentration. LDS stakes in Sugar House, the Avenues and the areas around the University of Utah, which typically comprise six to nine congregations of 300 to 500 members apiece, have had to regroup, while stakes in South Jordan and North Salt Lake are pushed to the limits.

Like we didn't notice. It's been happening for 15 years now.

Oh, and my favorite part:

The flight includes, by the way, many of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' highest officials. Currently only LDS apostles Dallin H. Oaks, Joseph B. Wirthlin and M. Russell Ballard live on Salt Lake City's east bench. Apostles Russell M. Nelson, Robert D. Hales, Jeffrey R. Holland and David A. Bednar all live in North Salt Lake and Bountiful, as do Henry B. Eyring and Dieter F. Uchtdorf of the governing First Presidency.

Who cares that Gordon B Hinckley lived in East Millcreek before he moved downtown for security reasons. Same with James E Faust. President Monson currently lives in Holladay.

1 comment:

Cameron said...

The Trib ran out of stories a long time ago.