If you haven't seen this quote, you're missing out:
"It's the longest Hail Mary pass in the history of either football or Marys." - Barney Frank on McCain's proposal to postpone the debate.
"Christian Burridge is in the middle of getting a haircut. Just a minute, I need to suspend my getting a haircut so I can unilaterally fix the economy."
David Letterman, who was supposed to have McCain on last night: