Besides, People are smart enough to figure out that Joseph and Joe are the same person. If they can't figure it out, they'll have a tough time running the voting machines.
The Republicans have been assigning blame to one of their boogymen (boogywomen, boogypersons?), Sherrie Swensen. Because when all else fails, blame one of the following people:
Bill Clinton Lewinsky
Of course, I've got a unique name...
Granted, if I plug in the Origional spelling of my last name (believe it or not, it has an additional "A"), there's nine of me.
I know of at least 3 other Robert Aagards that have roamed the Earth:
*Robert K Aagard -- My grandfather
*Dr. Robert Aagard -- he used to practice medicine in Salt Lake. I'm not sure if he still does.
*Robert K "Rob" Aagaard -- He went to Jr High and High School with me, and was two years behind me.
So, go figure. More proof that I'm unique.
-The one and only Bob Aagard.