One Utah is reporting that the Rocky vs Hannity matchup I talked about this morning has been canceled.
Cliff says it's cause Hannity is scared. He probably discovered that Rocky isn't the New York Nationals.
I think that Hannity had some real news to cover tonight. Here's a sample of their lineup for tonight's show:
~Anna Nicole Smith was a drugged-out, oversexed, former Playboy Playmate who married an old guy and is now dead. If she wasn't dead, we'd beat her to death.
~Brittney Spears is a drugged-out, oversexed, former #1 pop singer who once was married for 56 hours, and is now in rehab.
~Paris Hilton is a drugged-out, oversexed, um, well, we're not sure what she's really done. Tune in to find out.
~And finally, expert A Lucifer Coulter will stop by to report on a new study that says the mainstream media's attention on celebrities like Anna, Brittney, and Paris are turning our little girls into little Annas, Brittneys, and Parises.
~If we have time, we'll have BREAKING NEWS from the Obama camp: Rumors have it that he's black!