I'm not an expert, I just play one on the internet.
Mitt: Gosh that is a firm hand shake you got there.Obama: Yea, it comes with a backbone...want to see?Mitt: No, No that is ok, I believe you.Obama: Are those crocs you are wearing?Mitt: Yea they keep the feet cool under the hot light of my words actually being scrutinized. Plus my flip flops are out for repair, blew them out last week, think I really pushed them too far over the last year.Obama: Hey I know a good show repair place up the way, fixed my shoes the other day, I have been putting a few miles on them you know winning races and all.Romney: Gee it must feel good to win, luckily have another million of my own money that I am using to help me win in NH.Obama: Ummmm, good luck with that.
Great one Marshall.Here's another possible scenario...Mitt: Wow, you look taller on TV.Obama: Yea, I've been told that. Must be the charisma... Hey, your hair doesn't look quite as fake tonight.Mitt: Oh yea, this is an upgrade. It's made with a new type of resin, want to try it on?Obama: Tempting, but no thanks. I like to stay as human as possible, actually .Mitt: Hey, that's a darn good idea. I'll have to run that by my programmers, er "consultants".Obama: Yea, you do that...
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