A big, giant, thank-you to the kind person who subscribed me to well over 30 email lists last night.
As a special thanks, I will be contacting the Utah Attorney General's Office. They have been known to sic the Department of Homeland Security on people who have done similar things.
I hope you enjoy the probe into your life.
[update] P.S. -- I am also contacting the Utah County Attorney's office. I've almost caught you already.....