Seems like just about the time I think of a new idea to make some money, someone beats me to it:
And, just to prove it's real, they have a web site where you can buy more crap, er, stuff you can use to motivate you.
That'll get the economy moving!
And, you can even download everything as MP3's, so you don't have to wait!
You may not be able to buy love, but you can buy happiness!
And, I know of a certain someone's birthday coming up!