I'm not an expert, I just play one on the internet.
Ha! I like it. Here's more immigration humor for you:An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.The Amish man shouts:"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and pigs have shit in it!)"The man shouts back: "I am a tea party member- I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English! The Amish man shouts back in perfect English, "Use two hands, you'll get more!!"
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