Buy Orrin a map

Somebody please buy Orrin Hatch a map of the United States, and highlight the state he is supposed to represent.

Orrin Hatch spoke to a high school the other day. In Wellesley. No, not Wellesley, Utah, but Wellesley, MA.

High school gives Hatch mixed response

In typical Republican fashion, "The speech was closed to the public and the media."

Hatch spoke on free-market economics, the Patriot Act and AIDS relief work by Bono
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Hatch said he also sought to deliver an anti-drug message.

If you use illegal drugs -- even if you smoke cigarettes -- you're a loser, Hatch said he told the students.