Saturday, January 14, 2006

The Fun Begins Monday

The Utah Legislature starts Monday. Keep an eye here and on your other favorite local blogs as we try to keep you up on the latest. Also, keep an eye on the local traditional media.

For your enjoyment, I have written a song. It isn't my best work, but I'm rusty. Here you go:

It's the most wonderous time of the year
With the Democrats yelling
Which Utah Republicans can't seem to hear
It's the most wonderous time of the year

It's the cra-craziest time of the year
With those closed door meetings and no gays to be greeting
When Gayle R comes to call....
It's the cra-craziest time of the year

There'll be one party hosting
No liquor for toasting
The public is left in the snow
There'll be scary ed stories
And tales of the tax cuts that were promised long, long ago!

It's the most wonderous time I do say!
There'll be much lobby-y-ing and ears will be burning
Cause the teachers want pay!
It's the most wonderous time I do say!

-Bob

2 comments:

Charley Foster said...

Fa la la la la la la la la.

nonspecialinterestrepublican said...

How about

Jingle Bells,
This one smells,
It really, really reeks.

With bills and chills, and special interests,
We're stuck for eleven weeks.