Friday, February 09, 2007

Hire-a-Girlfriend

I had a friend who started bringing a "special Someone" to Church with him every sunday. We all thought it was to convince us (and the Bishop) that he wasn't gay.

That's what I think this posting on CraigsList is all about:

Can you act like a Mormon girl?
Reply to: gigs-xxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-02-05, 4:18PM MST


I need a girl who can look and act the part of a Mormon (early 20s, prefer blonde) one day a week. That means going to church for an hour, looking conservative, being friendly to local bishop, the whole drill. Only for one hour every Sunday. So if you're good at acting, know all about mormons, and want some extra cash for minimal effort- you're my girl! Compensation = $20 per hour!

1 comment:

sarah said...

he lost me at early 20's. blah.