South Park's Eric Cartman Channels Glenn Beck

The President wants to Kill Smurfs!? Something must be done!

Romney's not a Mormon, he's a Scientologist.

In an interview on FOXNews, Mitt Romney was asked for his two favorite books.

The first one he mentioned is the Bible. I hope he takes some time to read that one again.

The second was Battlefield Earth by L Ron Hubbard.

Yes, that L Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology.

Cobert had a little fun with that choice.

Maybe Mitt can get Tom Cruise out of the closet (gratuitous South Park reference).

-Bob